is it human fall????(haiku)z
NATURE GAVE US ALL
STILL PEOPLE THINK ITS small
IS IT HUMAN fall?????
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WORD 'help' IS LOST
mercy LOOTED ITS STALL
IS IT HUMAN fall??
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LIFE WAS THERE ONCE
NOW EVERYONE IS 'doll'
IS IT HUMAN fall???
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QUESTION IS tall
AND NO ANSWER AT ALL
IT IS HUMAN fall..!!!
CHOTU USTAAD !!!!
It was my first day in Allahabad and I was here as I got admission in B.A. in Allahabad university.and when my sun arise up it was 11:30 am.I asked my room partner "where we will get tea??" he was still sleeping ,but he told me the way....and that was not not understandable...
but I put my shirt on my body and started following the way he told me..finally I got a small tea stall...I ordered for a cup of tea and a glucose biscuit packet and that man shouted "CHOTU ,SAAHAB KO EK CHAI AUR EK PARLE DE.....,JALDI.."(chotu,give a tea and parle biscuit to sir..)
after a minute or two a black small boy of about 5 years came with my order,,that boy was so cute,he had white watery eyes,and the best part of that boy was his energetic smile.....,I had seen many chotu's at the place but he was the youngest one and the cutest one I have ever seen...that tea stall has only two staff members...one was the owner and other was his worker CHOTU..
I was at that stall for 15 minutes and I was continuously watching at CHOTU,he was cleaning all the utensils,glasses,cups,etc...and he was enjoying it all..he was singing bhojpuri songs and I was listening his childish voice...and I was also enjoying,, I finished up my tea and went to my room.
at that day I finished up my shopping me and my room partner collected all the vessels for cooking,my partner was excellent cook,he use to cook for both of us....but in the diwali holidays my friend went to his hometown for 10 days,but I didn't as I had some work in the city..
next morning I again went to same tea stall... I enjoyed that place as I did first time..I was highly impressed by that chotu's style,his songs and his cute smile which he use to pass after every song completion...for those 10 days I regularly took my tea there....
next day my friend came and he prepared tea for us,I was talking him and sipping the tea but I was missing chotu's song,,so I finished up my tea and went to that tea stall and sipped one more tea..and after that day I have never sipped tea at my room...!!my room partner use to criticise me for that thing..he used to say ,what do u like in that tea??"
and I used to say "come with me just once u will get to know "
as the time passed chotu started recognizing me and he use to bring stool and newspaper for me whenever i reach their,,I use to request him for specific songs..and he always enjoyed singing songs for me...!!!
one day I asked him about his family ,he said I have no family when i was four, I came here to wash utensils and now m doing all the work here..I have learnt how to make tea,,some day I will make special tea for you ,when owner will not be here"
I smiled and said OK !!! done
but I put my shirt on my body and started following the way he told me..finally I got a small tea stall...I ordered for a cup of tea and a glucose biscuit packet and that man shouted "CHOTU ,SAAHAB KO EK CHAI AUR EK PARLE DE.....,JALDI.."(chotu,give a tea and parle biscuit to sir..)
after a minute or two a black small boy of about 5 years came with my order,,that boy was so cute,he had white watery eyes,and the best part of that boy was his energetic smile.....,I had seen many chotu's at the place but he was the youngest one and the cutest one I have ever seen...that tea stall has only two staff members...one was the owner and other was his worker CHOTU..
I was at that stall for 15 minutes and I was continuously watching at CHOTU,he was cleaning all the utensils,glasses,cups,etc...and he was enjoying it all..he was singing bhojpuri songs and I was listening his childish voice...and I was also enjoying,, I finished up my tea and went to my room.
at that day I finished up my shopping me and my room partner collected all the vessels for cooking,my partner was excellent cook,he use to cook for both of us....but in the diwali holidays my friend went to his hometown for 10 days,but I didn't as I had some work in the city..
next morning I again went to same tea stall... I enjoyed that place as I did first time..I was highly impressed by that chotu's style,his songs and his cute smile which he use to pass after every song completion...for those 10 days I regularly took my tea there....
next day my friend came and he prepared tea for us,I was talking him and sipping the tea but I was missing chotu's song,,so I finished up my tea and went to that tea stall and sipped one more tea..and after that day I have never sipped tea at my room...!!my room partner use to criticise me for that thing..he used to say ,what do u like in that tea??"
and I used to say "come with me just once u will get to know "
as the time passed chotu started recognizing me and he use to bring stool and newspaper for me whenever i reach their,,I use to request him for specific songs..and he always enjoyed singing songs for me...!!!
one day I asked him about his family ,he said I have no family when i was four, I came here to wash utensils and now m doing all the work here..I have learnt how to make tea,,some day I will make special tea for you ,when owner will not be here"
I smiled and said OK !!! done
I said you sing so well ,your name should be "chotu ustaad" !!
and he was very happy to hear it...he said can you write this name on
my hand,,,,i wrote chotu ustaad on his arms..!!and he was showing it to all customer there..
and from that day he always use to retrace it on his hand after the bath,
and whenever anyone call him chotu ustaad he use to work faster for that person....he was really crazy for that name..
now it was December,and Allahabad's winter should be world famous now,,it was really very cold..and my exams were also going to start next week,in exam days I shifted to one of my friends house near to my examination centre.....for those fifteen days I missed my morning tea...and I didn't liked any other tea,probably I liked that tea from my within or my soul...
so I never sipped any other tea...and it was my exam time,so I didn't cared all these much...tea and all...
after my exam,Iwent to my room and got dreamless sleep,,in the morning
it was 11 o clock and I went to same tea stall again to have my special tea...
but I didn't find chotu there,,,I asked the owner where is chotu???any music director have signed him????
the owner changed his face expression and said ,,sir !! he was sleeping in this tea stall on last Sunday,and when I came in the morning I found him dead...perhaps he died due to winter....its really cold these days.....
I was shocked....I had tears in my eyes.. I shouted very much on the owner but my voice became wet and I was weeping...all other customers were surprised to see me ,that why this person is crying
but I couldn't control myself.....and i returned back to home
and from that day I never sipped tea in my life........it was my tribute to
chotu ustaad...
girl at the window
It was the wonderful morning,
manish(MANNU) was standing at the window of the 4th floor of his house,mug of tea was in his hand,and he was continously looking at the gate of his beautiful house many men and women were coming in....,all the people there looked as if they are in hurry,his brother navin started bike and went out of the place,after that MANISH's cousin were putting a banner at the gate,it was printed" MANISH WEDS SHALINI"....and looking at that board MANISH started crying,his tears were falling in the mug of tea,,,and he was still taking the sip.. then mannu left that window and started his audio player in full sounds and the song started"MERE SAAMEN WAAALI KHIDKI MEIN..EK CHAAN KA TOOKRA REHTA HAI(hindi song that mean "a beautiful lady lives opposite to my window"),as this song was at its last line.,a charming girl came out the window opposite to his house...and waived her hand to say mannu "hi " and thrown a flying kiss to the boy...then all the tears disappeared and mannu looked happy after getting some strange waiving of the girls hand...and then suddenly the girl ran away from the window... but mannu was still happy and smiling,...in the evening the boy got married,and returned back to home with his wife,SHALINI was a extra ordinary beautiful girl ,and the marriage dress added complents to her beauty...mannu gifted her a diamond necklace that nightand said u r my first and last love sweet-heart and now i think i m complete....thanks for this beautiful moments and lets start the wonderful journey of our lives.. alarm rang up !!!!mannu jumped out of the bed ,and he started searching for something,,,,he was looking for it everywhere in the room,,but he couldn't find it...shaalini also wake up and said what r u searching for he said that my music player remote,,,where is it....???shaalini asked why do u need it now??mannu replied u keep shut and help me to find that...finally mannu got the remote near mug of tea..and he played that same song"MERE SAAMNE WAALI KHIDKI MEIN..."and went to window..shaalini brought the tea for mannu and herself and she also stood up there at the window,,she was looking curiously at that window..song was at its end and finally last line also finished up !!!and as the last line finished up mannu started crying and shaalini hold him in his hand...mannu was crying and saying" i want to see that girl at that window""shaalini said"at that window !!!,,girl""mannu said "i m regularly playing this song since i was in 5th standard,and that girl come daily and waives and throw a flying kiss to me !!!"but today where she has gone???that space or lace in my life can't be filled by anyone else ..not even u..!!i m missing her !!! and started crying like a child shaalini started laughing and mannu was still crying,,then shaalini hold the mannu and said that girl is now standing at ur own window...yaa darling i m here ,,,and kissed the boy !!!mannu i m really missing u there,,,missing u so much sweet heart....shaalini was still amazed to see all that and mannu was still crying like 5 year childafter sometime that same song got played from the other window mannu stood up and saw shaalini there and now both of them were smiling and then crying in between...shaalini again waived her hand and send a flying kiss.....and now again mannu became happy..!!!
intelligence pays ....!!It was the full moon night,and ravi went to his bed to sleep,his parents were called by principal for urgent meet tommorow and the he was thinking why his parents are called???he was calculating all the naughty things,test,etc.. he has done in last week....but he didn't find any reason. He was the topper of his class since class 1 and whatever the naughty things he had done in past one or two
weeks was not so naughty that his parents should be called so urgently..!!he was still thinking ,what can be the reason.???,but he didn't got any........ Suddenly he got the reason...he thought he had participated in ALL INDIAN ESSAY COMPETITION which has
winning amount of 20 thousand, and yesterday was result day ,,,,so his parents must have been called to get
the prize money as he is just 15 years,,he was feeling proud that he never lost any competition in his life...and slowly slowly he became confirm about his reason as there was no other reason he found...with the smile
on his face taking god's name he switched off the lightsand went to sleep...!!!!
trin !!! trin !!! trin !!!mobile of ravi's father broked the silence at the breakfast table,,he picked up the phone,,there was a lady on
the phone said" HELLO SIR ,I M FROM MORAL PUBLIC SCHOOL,AND THIS CALL IS TO REMIND YOU THAT U R URGENTLY BEING
CALLED TO THE SCHOOLhis father replied"thank you for reminder,,and we will be there at 10am"
father asked ravi "what happend ravi? what have u done in the school??? tell me!!!!
ravi wanted to give surprize to his parents so he said""I M SORRY DAD ,I HAVE BEATEN A BOY AND ALSO
THROWN INK AT THE TEACHER "BUT I PROMISE YOU DAD I WILL NEVER REPEAT IT ""I M SORRY....
his father said "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,,HOW CAN U DO THAT !!!!"U WILL NOT LET ME LIVE !!!!U FOOL !!! I M GOING TO HEAR SCOLDINGS BCOZ OF U
ravi said " i m sorry dad,but i will not repeat it again" his mom also scolded him badly......
but ravi was never so happy after hearing so much from his parents
They reached the school ,principal called them ,all of them went to the office of principal,principal was smiling
,she offered choclate to ravi and said ravi" i will call u later ,first i want to talk ur parents "ravi walked out of the chamber....all the smile from the principal's faced disappeared like breaking of glass ,she called all the teacher
immediately.Now the room was full of teachers ,and his parents were in mid of all...his father was expecting a tight scold
from all of them...
principal told to peon " don't let anybody come even near to my office,and don't disturb in any case..""
outside Ravi was feeling as king of the world....!!
after 1 hour all the teachers came out and went to their classes,his parents also came out with blank faces and
having sweat on their faces...his mother was crying as well..but when they came out they didn't find ravi...his father asked the peon where is that boy??peon said he went to his class roomhis mother started crying and shouting...his father ran to the class,principal also came out and ran behind ravi's father..and when they reached the class there was no one except RAVI standing on teachers chair and writing
something on the black board...and after sometime he seems to be giving lectures to the student ....,his parents ,principal and peon were watching all that...but ravi was ignoring all of them ,,all of sudden he jumped from the chair and went to second desk of third row
and started shouting"u even don't know this....and started doing actions as he is beating someone..his style of
beating looked so cruel.......but there was no student in the class.,...it looked like monoacting
his mother was crying loud........his father was shivering and he was also holding drop of water in his eyes..
then the principal said""This was the activity i was telling you about"first day we ignored him,but yesterday he beated one of our teacher like this..." all the peons were unable to control him ....but somehow we took him out of the class,and as he was out of this
room he became normal,so we shifted this class to another room""Now u tell mr.sharma ,what should we do now???i think he is mentally affected,consult some pscychologist""
his mother went inside the class,ravi was still in beating postures..and when he saw his mother,he shouted who told u to come in???u idiot!!! have u asked for my permission???her mother was still crying...ravi came to his mother and started beating her,,,his father and peons ran in and controlled the boy and took him out...ravi was shouting so loud ,that many ears fused off.....they took him to water cooler and put lots of water on him....now he was inactive,,his parents took him to their
house...!!
they were having their evening tea..suddenly door-bell rang up !!!an old man was on the door..he introduced him as the peon of ravi's schoolhis mom"welcomed him"and they offered tea to the old man.....old man said no tea from ur house and don't even offer to anyone...his parents shocked !!!his father asked"why did u said that???"old man said bcoz u have a ghost in ur house....
GHOST !!!
his father said what the bloody hell u r talking about
old man said "its not hell but going to turn your life into hell now"" do u know why ur son is behaving like that...!!
his parents said "NO with their curious face !!!
old man said let me explain why...."i think u must have understood the concept but still let me narrate the whole story in short--last year there
was a super intelligent teacher who was assigned as 10 th class mathematics teacher"and he has only one aim
that all the students in his class should secure 100 marks in mathematics,,and for this he was strict and a little
bit cruel ,he was arrogant too,so just before the end of the year principal fired him due to his brutality,,but he
was not ready to go,,as there was only one month in final exams...and he wanted to complete his aim...but he was forcefully thrown out of the school...and he died crying and protesting on the gate of the school""
and do u know after four months when the result came out all the students secured 100 marks except one boy
who got 98 marks and that boy was the most intelligent boy of the class.....and that teacher's last wish
remained uncherished......
and now he again wants to fulfill his dream...
his parents asked old man "then he should get on some teacher ,why my son???""old man said"" if he get on teacher ,that teacher will also be fired out of the school"but the student aree paying to be in the school so they will try to fix up the problem...
and then oldman said ""ok now i have to go...."
and he went away...
now there was dark silence in ravi's housethey were thinking what to do??after a long duscussion his parents send him to school regulary and he teached the empty class regularyand do all brutal activities...
and at the end of year whole class got 100 marks except ravi,,as he was died just one month before the
exam....!!!
then the old peon came to ravi's father and said one more father lost his intelligent son...!!!!
weeks was not so naughty that his parents should be called so urgently..!!he was still thinking ,what can be the reason.???,but he didn't got any........ Suddenly he got the reason...he thought he had participated in ALL INDIAN ESSAY COMPETITION which has
winning amount of 20 thousand, and yesterday was result day ,,,,so his parents must have been called to get
the prize money as he is just 15 years,,he was feeling proud that he never lost any competition in his life...and slowly slowly he became confirm about his reason as there was no other reason he found...with the smile
on his face taking god's name he switched off the lightsand went to sleep...!!!!
trin !!! trin !!! trin !!!mobile of ravi's father broked the silence at the breakfast table,,he picked up the phone,,there was a lady on
the phone said" HELLO SIR ,I M FROM MORAL PUBLIC SCHOOL,AND THIS CALL IS TO REMIND YOU THAT U R URGENTLY BEING
CALLED TO THE SCHOOLhis father replied"thank you for reminder,,and we will be there at 10am"
father asked ravi "what happend ravi? what have u done in the school??? tell me!!!!
ravi wanted to give surprize to his parents so he said""I M SORRY DAD ,I HAVE BEATEN A BOY AND ALSO
THROWN INK AT THE TEACHER "BUT I PROMISE YOU DAD I WILL NEVER REPEAT IT ""I M SORRY....
his father said "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,,HOW CAN U DO THAT !!!!"U WILL NOT LET ME LIVE !!!!U FOOL !!! I M GOING TO HEAR SCOLDINGS BCOZ OF U
ravi said " i m sorry dad,but i will not repeat it again" his mom also scolded him badly......
but ravi was never so happy after hearing so much from his parents
They reached the school ,principal called them ,all of them went to the office of principal,principal was smiling
,she offered choclate to ravi and said ravi" i will call u later ,first i want to talk ur parents "ravi walked out of the chamber....all the smile from the principal's faced disappeared like breaking of glass ,she called all the teacher
immediately.Now the room was full of teachers ,and his parents were in mid of all...his father was expecting a tight scold
from all of them...
principal told to peon " don't let anybody come even near to my office,and don't disturb in any case..""
outside Ravi was feeling as king of the world....!!
after 1 hour all the teachers came out and went to their classes,his parents also came out with blank faces and
having sweat on their faces...his mother was crying as well..but when they came out they didn't find ravi...his father asked the peon where is that boy??peon said he went to his class roomhis mother started crying and shouting...his father ran to the class,principal also came out and ran behind ravi's father..and when they reached the class there was no one except RAVI standing on teachers chair and writing
something on the black board...and after sometime he seems to be giving lectures to the student ....,his parents ,principal and peon were watching all that...but ravi was ignoring all of them ,,all of sudden he jumped from the chair and went to second desk of third row
and started shouting"u even don't know this....and started doing actions as he is beating someone..his style of
beating looked so cruel.......but there was no student in the class.,...it looked like monoacting
his mother was crying loud........his father was shivering and he was also holding drop of water in his eyes..
then the principal said""This was the activity i was telling you about"first day we ignored him,but yesterday he beated one of our teacher like this..." all the peons were unable to control him ....but somehow we took him out of the class,and as he was out of this
room he became normal,so we shifted this class to another room""Now u tell mr.sharma ,what should we do now???i think he is mentally affected,consult some pscychologist""
his mother went inside the class,ravi was still in beating postures..and when he saw his mother,he shouted who told u to come in???u idiot!!! have u asked for my permission???her mother was still crying...ravi came to his mother and started beating her,,,his father and peons ran in and controlled the boy and took him out...ravi was shouting so loud ,that many ears fused off.....they took him to water cooler and put lots of water on him....now he was inactive,,his parents took him to their
house...!!
they were having their evening tea..suddenly door-bell rang up !!!an old man was on the door..he introduced him as the peon of ravi's schoolhis mom"welcomed him"and they offered tea to the old man.....old man said no tea from ur house and don't even offer to anyone...his parents shocked !!!his father asked"why did u said that???"old man said bcoz u have a ghost in ur house....
GHOST !!!
his father said what the bloody hell u r talking about
old man said "its not hell but going to turn your life into hell now"" do u know why ur son is behaving like that...!!
his parents said "NO with their curious face !!!
old man said let me explain why...."i think u must have understood the concept but still let me narrate the whole story in short--last year there
was a super intelligent teacher who was assigned as 10 th class mathematics teacher"and he has only one aim
that all the students in his class should secure 100 marks in mathematics,,and for this he was strict and a little
bit cruel ,he was arrogant too,so just before the end of the year principal fired him due to his brutality,,but he
was not ready to go,,as there was only one month in final exams...and he wanted to complete his aim...but he was forcefully thrown out of the school...and he died crying and protesting on the gate of the school""
and do u know after four months when the result came out all the students secured 100 marks except one boy
who got 98 marks and that boy was the most intelligent boy of the class.....and that teacher's last wish
remained uncherished......
and now he again wants to fulfill his dream...
his parents asked old man "then he should get on some teacher ,why my son???""old man said"" if he get on teacher ,that teacher will also be fired out of the school"but the student aree paying to be in the school so they will try to fix up the problem...
and then oldman said ""ok now i have to go...."
and he went away...
now there was dark silence in ravi's housethey were thinking what to do??after a long duscussion his parents send him to school regulary and he teached the empty class regularyand do all brutal activities...
and at the end of year whole class got 100 marks except ravi,,as he was died just one month before the
exam....!!!
then the old peon came to ravi's father and said one more father lost his intelligent son...!!!!
aankho mein kajal 
aur hotho pe laali
student ho tum
ya koi nakhre waali
haatho mein kangna
aur muh mein jugaali
student ho tum
ya koi qawalli
aur hotho pe laali
student ho tum
ya koi nakhre waali
haatho mein kangna
aur muh mein jugaali
student ho tum
ya koi qawalli
ek haath mein pizza
dusre mein delux thaali
student ho tum
ya bas khane-waali
futkar hai purse mein
haatho mein note jaali
student ho tum
ya koi juvewaali
gussa har baat mein
har bol mein hai gaali
student ho tum
ya koi mauwaali
dil khol k ab bhi hasta hoo
HAR PAL KHAAI THOKAR MAINE
DARD K GHAR MEIN BASTA HOO
DIL KI DHADKAN RUK GAYI HAI
PAR DIL KHOL K AB HI HASTA HOO .
*
DOST SABHI KAHIN KHO GAYE HAI
DUSHMAN K SANG BAS LADTA HOO
TOOT CHUKI HAI HASTI MERI
PAR DIL KHOL K AB BHI HASTA HOO .
*
JEB HO CHUKI KHAALI MERI
KHAANE KO BHI TARASTA HOO
BASRO SE BHOOKHA HOO MAIN
PAR DIL KHOL K AB BHI HASTA HOO.
*
NAHI TOOTI PAR MERI HIMMAT
KHUSNASEEB KHUD KO SAMAJHTA HOO
BADLEGI MERI BHI KISMAT
ISLIYE DIL KHOL K AB BHI HASTA HOO 
perfect shot
the perfect shot !!!!!!
we had two days to practice for carromboard match,and we neither had carromboard neither time.
Prachi nagar, a really sporty girl and hard too...she was trying to arrange carromboard and i was just following her as all the responsibilities were on her,although we were in the same class i,e.11th
Finally she got the carromboard,she told me to hold the carrom and take it to sports room of our school,again i was following her.We got the carrom and we started practicing Prachi was a very good player ,her finger were really like swords just touching a coin and the coin went to hole,,i became nervous....
now it was my turn,i m also a good player but i was afraid of her personality and style,now i striked the striker so hard that stricker was out of the carromboard...
she laughed on me,the way she laughed i was impressed,,,i was not embrassed by her laugh and now i was not even nervous,so we started practicing,our game came to end with queen and its cover
and i said
" QUEEN IS MINE" and then i takeoff my school blazer as it was a discomfort for me and stricked the stricker and queen was in and after that one more shot took its cover and i won that game..
till end she was winning the game,but last shot made me winner..
And on that day we played 20 times and she won 19 times but she never got the queen anytime and i use to say her"QUEEN IS MINE"..
on the next day we played i won many games and she got irritated with my dialogue"QUEEN IS MINE"....so we end up our practice that day
Match day came,and I was ready full of confidence,and Prachi told me that she had played carrom whole night and ready to take the queen
now i felt that "whether the match is between me and prachi or our school team and other teams"" this was a bad sign..but still we had play but i realised that she will not let our team down..
there were 10 teams,all the matches were knock out round,,!!
we started with first team prachi was playing against the other team and also playing against me!!
i was shocked ,she was destroying my chances of best shots..but still she was playing awesome and all the opponents were afraid of us,we won all the knock out rounds and reached the finals...
but this game was different from knock out games,our opponents were playing strong and prachi was still destroying my chances of getting score and this she was also not scoring..my total score was just 60 in the whole game and really she got all the queens,
but conditions were getting worsed...slowly slowly game was going to them and in this game i got some points but opponents were 70 more than us and the points left on board were a queen and a cover
opponent on my right side got the chance,they smiled clapped their hand and boy stricked the stricker and the stricker just touched queen and we got the game back,,,now it was prachi's turn,it was very easy shot for prachi and prachi left her shot blank intentionally,,this was the biggest shock of last two days,,i was abusing her within my mouth now all the hopes ends up and now the turn was of other opponent and it was most easiest shot for the guy he striked the stricker but his stricker also went inside the hole with two coins then prachi shaked me hand and told me
""queen is yours" i sighed..and stood up took out my blazer
and now took the stricker and stricked so perfectly that queen was in and then i said"QUEEN IS MINE" opponents said cover is still out sir.
prachi told them don't u know "queen is for him only"
i was overwhelmed now and looked at the board once and then into eyes of prachi stricked and said"QUEEN IS MINE" and cover was also in,we won the game
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